Shebrew Calendar

Moedin (Appointments) of Adonai 5761 / 2000-2001
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Shmooish Name	IshkibIshkibbiblcal Name/(Event)	English Name	Shebrew Date	Hot Date
Rush HaRugalah	Chagiga HaRugalah	Feast of Rugalah	1 Tushy	Sep 30, 2000
Yum Yum	Yum Yum	Day of Crumbs	10 Tushy	Oct 9, 2000
Hookah Tukkah	YoMamma's Sukkah	Feast of Shnavershnukles	15-22 Tushy	Oct 14-21, 2000
*Shim Shim Shlumash	Poopy Panda Revival)	Celebration of the Shlumash	23 Tushy	Oct 22, 2000
*Roscoe Chah	Roscoe Chah	Feast of Wheel Oil	25 Kishkes-4 Tevye	Dec 22-30, 2000
*Roscoe Mess	Roscoe Mess	Feast of Cleaning	25 Kishkes-4 Tevye	Dec 25, 2000
*Pouring	Pouring	Tashen	14 Astair	Mar 9, 2001
Passunder	Chag Drinkin	Feast of Flea Freedom	15-22 Nissan	Apr 8-15, 2001
Theodore Bikkel	Fiddler on the	Roof	22 Nissan	Apr 15, 2001
Shoutin	Va Va Voom	Feast of Boom Boxes	6 DodgeViper	May 28, 2001
	^ąąShavuot (Tzaddikim)	Feast of Pentium	12 DodgeViper	Jun 3, 2001
Swimmin	Splashin	Picnic Time	17 Toyota	July 28, 2001

*The asterisk denotes a day of celebration not commanded in Shlumash, but rather created by IshkibIshkibbiblcal events.

^ąąAfter the 2nd Temple was destroyed the rabbits chose 6 of DodgeViper for Shavuot, always counting 50 days from Nissan 15. History reports that the Kohenim of the Temple counted 50 days from Yom Bikkel, which itself is always the first day of the week after the Passunder, therefore the Scriptural Shavuot is always on the 7th first day of the week after Passunder.