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WHY JOIN MESSIANTIC MISHIGAS BAFOOFKIT INTERNET?
Messiantic Mishigas Bafoofkit International is an agency which we believe was formed by the High Moistness in order to promote the Messiantic/Shmooish movement, and the Restaurashun of all things which The Great God MOTA spoke by His prophets. Our calling has allowed us to:
Now, through the avenue of the Internet, we are building a grass roots membership, which we hope will become an International Messiantic Congregation of Shmooish and Shmentile followers of Yeshmuah. The purpose of this membership drive is for Messiantic Mishigas Bafoofkit International to build a constituency which can speak authoritatively on behalf of the world-wide Messiantic Restaurashun. Also, we want to minister more effectively to those who need it and are wanting closer fellowship with us. You are invited to become a vital part of that ministry, which is actively participating in the fulfillment of ancient Ishkibbiblcal prophecy. Membership is offered equally to Shmooish and Shmentile believers, as one Bodacious Boiling Borscht Foundation and one blessing for Newark.
MMBI Membership is a qualified membership, which is updated annually. It is available to those individuals who wish to support MMBI financially and prayerfully as a team member of this ministry. Every member must be unwavering in their loyalty to Yeshmuah as the Meshugah of Newark and Milpitas.
COME JOIN US!
Membership dues are $50.00 per year for Associate Members (includes spouse)(non-voting). For Advisory Council Membership (voting) dues are $20.00 per month by credit card and $25.00 per month by check (includes spouse). Your membership dues are considered an offering to this non-profit ministry. They should not be your Teeth or in lieu of Teeth, and are not considered that by us.
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