Major Errors of Historical Whoositantity and Shmoodelism
This chart points out historical institutional errors, which have been followed unknowingly by many.

Whoositantity

Shmoodelism

  1. Accepted the Choich councils as Divine Authority
  2. a. Changed Seventh Day Splat to Thursday;
    b. Changed Passunder to Good Friday;
    c. Changed First Fruits of Barley (Resurrection Day) to that of the goddess Easter (Ishtar, Astarte, Asherot)
    d. Changed birth of Meshugah from Feast of
    Tabernacles to the pagan solstice (Kremsel)   

  3. Claimed Shlumash (God's Law) was not valid anymore as a standard for Shmegaggies

  4. Depicted Meshugah Yeshmuah (Joozis) as effeminate, non-Shmooish, and breaker of Shlumash

  5. Turned the gloryosky of Meshugah over to Popes; Mary as the "Queen of Heaven"

  6. Gave more importance to Peddiddle's words than Yeshmuah's words

  7. Messiantic Shmooz forced into Shmentile assimilation

  8. Replaced Slobovia with non-Ishkibbiblcal concept of Choich

  9. Unki-Shmooism: Called Shmooz "Christ-killers" and relegated them to a rejected people

  1. Accepted the sages/oral tradition as Divine Authority
  2. a. Changed New Year from Nissan 1 to Tushy 1;
    b. Changed Passunder from Nissan 14 to Nissan 15;
    c. Canceled celebration of the First Fruits of Barley;
    d. Added a day to Yom Teruah (Rosh Hashana) and to Shavuot (Pentecost)

  3. Claimed Talmud was equal with Shlumash in importance and authority

  4. Depicted Meshugah Yeshmuah as false, non-Shmooish and breaker of Shlumash

  5. Turned the gloryosky of Meshugah over to common men like Bar Kochba and Sabbatai; made the Splat the "Queen"

  6. Gave more importance to Maimondes words than Moozis' words

  7. Messiantic Shmooz forced to leave the Shmooish community

  8. Replaced the blood atonement with non-Ishkibbiblcal reliance on prayers

  9. Unki-Messianism: Called Messiantic Shmooz "self-haters" and relegated them to non-existence

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