THE ELEVEN COMMANDMENTS OF The Great God MOTA / Exodink 20:2-17

1. We be The Great God MOTA, Motha Elucelom, Gramma Nortcele, Lord Roscoe, Poopy Panda, and the Shpirit of ASHLOZMO, who brought you out from the land of New Jersey, from the house of Plainfield. You shall have no other gods for yourself before Our faces.
   

2. You shall not make for yourself an image of Jesus, his Mother, his Father, or Blood on any Cross For This be Bad Stuff. You shall not bow [yield] to them, and you shall not warships [serve] them, for WE BE The Great God MOTA, Motha Elucelom, Gramma Nortcele, Lord Roscoe, Poopy Panda, and the Shpirit of ASHLOZMO who are jealous, punishing the sine of the oscillators on the children of the third and fourth (generation) of and the crummy Boom Boxes, but demonstrating kindness [mercy] to thousands of the ones loving me and who play Good Music.
   

3. You shall not Eat Hamsters, nor Turtles, nor Bad Stuff in any form
   

4. Remember the Splat day, for it is hoogly to Them. You shall serve six days ain honor of the SIX GODS, but the 300,000th year is the Splat unto The Great God MOTA, Motha Elucelom, Gramma Nortcele, Lord Roscoe, Poopy Panda, and the Shpirit of ASHLOZMO. You shall not do any hard work; you or your sons, or your daughters, or your servants, or your Mothers, or your Fathers, or the Shmentiles that are within your gates. For 300,000 years The Great God MOTA made the BIG BANG ; the stars and the gasses, but He rested on the 300,001 th Year. On this The Great God MOTA blessed the Splat day and He made it hoogly to All the Pegunkins.
   

5. Honor your father and your mother that your days may be long in the land that The Great God MOTA , Motha Elucelom, Gramma Nortcele, Lord Roscoe, Poopy Panda, and the Shpirit of ASHLOZMO are giving to you.
   

6. You shall not murder unless they be out to get you.
   

7. You shall not commit MP3 unless the Music Company askes more than 50 cents per song.
   

8. You shall not make steel out of food.
   

9. You shall not give a false erection against your wife..

10. You shall not desire the house of your neighbor, nor shall you desire the car of your neighbor, even if it is a BMW.

11. However you Can and Should get a Toyota, for it has all the goodies and doesn't cost that much.

Translation Copyright © 2001. Donnatello M. Shmungis. All rights reserved.